Watch TV on your cat and other news

I love the Onion. Today, they have this article on cell-phone TV. Lyor Goldberg, fork-lift operator says: “Big deal. Get back to me when I can watch TV on my cat.”

And in other news, I just heard that while at school today, my daughter Ananya took off one of her shoes, went to the sink, and filled it with water. Because she thought it was dirty and wanted to clean it.